Is Mike Huckabee challenging obese, drug-addled right-wing loser Rush Limbaugh?
Rush Limbaugh will soon have a new radio rival: Mike Huckabee, the former Arkansas governor who ran for the Republican presidential nomination four years ago and thought about running again this year.
“The Mike Huckabee Show” will supplement the former Arkansas governor’s daily radio commentaries beginning in April.
Instead, he will be running a radio show weekdays from noon to 3 p.m. for Cumulus Media Networks. The company will announce “The Mike Huckabee Show” on Thursday and begin selling it to radio stations ahead of an April 2 start date.
I would like nothing more than to see Rush Limbaugh stuffed inside a pink penis-shaped cannon and shot straight to the moon, but seeing Mike Huckabee chip away at his audience of Dittoheads would be a consolation prize. Actually, seeing Rush have to kiss Bill Clinton’s ass on television would be far more entertaining than having him sent to the moon. For one thing, Rush is so goddamn fat that he’ll wind up orbiting the planet like common space junk. We don’t need that.