A Win For The Homo Mafia

You know what's gayer than "Twilight"? Taylor Lautner marrying another man.

Drats! They did it again! This is so freaking gay:

 Washington state lawmakers voted to approve gay marriage Wednesday, setting the stage for the state to become the seventh in the nation to allow same-sex couples to wed.

Oh goddammit, how in the world can I expect to have a good marriage when the gays are getting married? This is a slippery slope, I tell ya. First we allowed them to drink from our water fountains, then we let them use the urinals, now we’re letting them get married.

In all seriousness, the only people who will be affected by this are straight people who are insecure about their heterosexuality and they might be forced to confront an awful truth about themselves:

They like the same sex.

Geez. I blame this on those poofs from Bravo who were queering up the straight guys.

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